TOP TEN REASONS FOR BEING YOUR NATIONALITY!!

bbchris · Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:56 am Post subject: Re: ok, here it is

hahahahahahahhaa I just learnt A LOT about Czechs from your posting Beau!! Thank you!!! :banana

Beau Jacks · Joined: 07 Jul 2004 Posts: 8

I changed the top one to one I better thought of. But now, looks like a good list!

bbchris · Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 7:33 am Post subject: Re: ok, here it is

Well it's even better now the list!!! hahaha Beau - you are very charming!! :banana

Beau Jacks · Joined: 07 Jul 2004 Posts: 8

Top Ten Reasons for Being Czech

1. No stigma to being a Bohemian

2. We had the original I, Robot

3. Millions of people asking one another every day: "Would you take a Czech?"

4. Smoking is bars and restaurants is mandatory!

5. Unemployment benefits include free Kolaches for the first 8 weeks

6. Three words: Good King Wenceslas

7. Czech Republic is so far away from the States that Oprah looks like a tiny pink dot with a wig

8. Czechs are polite: Germans gave us Heydrich; we gave him back

9. Czech language listed in the Guinness Book of Records as the having the strangest and most difficult sound anywhere - the famous

10. Czechs are trendsetters: the fall of the Wall started here!

Edited by: Beau Jacks at: 7/10/04 8:59

LarreeMP3 · Joined: 12 Apr 2002 Posts: 1935

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3. You can call Budweiser beer and get away with it

Hey. Watch it. I have NEVER called Budweiser beer! I call it...swill.

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Steve Iannetti · GweiLo Joined: 24 Jan 2002 Posts: 697

They're all funny, but I like the top ten reasons for being German the best. ha ha ha

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SINTZ · Penguin in Bondage Joined: 02 Sep 2002 Posts: 388

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TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CHINESE

1. You can eat with chopsticks and laugh at other nationalities who can't even use them properly.

2. Gambling is part of the culture.

3. Crispy Wonton

4. You go a beautiful brown colour when you sunbathe...

5. You KNOW you are the greatest nation on Earth.

6. You can eat ANYTHING! Anything that moves.

7. And whilst you eat anything, you can make sucky noises, chew & talk with your mouth open and then spit the bones onto the floor.

8. You can impress your friends with your latest model of mobile phone.

9. You can ask everyone how much salary they earn, how much is their rent and other personal financial questions.

10. There's just so MANY of us.....

11. You can wear spiky bras in public and get a standing ovation.

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TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN

1. Johann Sebastian Bach

2. Sophisticated cars you are allowed to drive as fast as you can

3. Smoking is mandatory in bars, discos and concerts and everywhere

4. You don't go to jail for smoking dope

5. "Wasserhäuschen", that's where you get your beer on the streets

to drink in public.

6. Nude bathing is normal. Lots of non-operated boobies, beautiful girls.

7. Ludwig van Beethoven

8. Albert Einstein

9. 3 free public soft-porn channels on TV 24/7

10. Rich culture and cultural awareness

11. Beautiful landscapes and clean lakes.

12. Good manners: We got Brno but gave it back voluntarily to the Czechs

MIKE

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ED1G · PIGGY MOONRUST Joined: 31 Oct 2002 Posts: 2644

TOP TEN REASONS FOR BEING A GEORDIE

1. You can drink 24/7 and your not classed as an alcoholic

2. Women on a night out in town dont think twice about flashin their bits

3. We have a great football team (Newcastle United)

4. You can have any food you like delivered to your door, free of charge and up to 3am every night

5. Loads of pubs, clubs and restaurants

6. Dial a drink, drink delivered to your door 24/7

7. we drink the most champagne in the country

8. Big live music scene

9. The best Doner Kebabs

10. Sting, Mark Knopfler, Dave Stuart ( Eurithmics ), Chris Rea, Duran Duran guitarist, Neil Tennent ( Pet Shop Boys ), John Miles and Ant and Dec

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