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bbchris Princess Of Hongkong
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 7:00 am Post subject: Re: ok, here it is |
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I changed the top one to one I better thought of. But now, looks like a good list!
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 2:21 pm Post subject: Re: TOP TEN REASONS FOR BEING YOUR NATIONALITY!! |
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Quote: TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CHINESE
1. You can eat with chopsticks and laugh at other nationalities who can't even use them properly.
2. Gambling is part of the culture.
3. Crispy Wonton
4. You go a beautiful brown colour when you sunbathe...
5. You KNOW you are the greatest nation on Earth.
6. You can eat ANYTHING! Anything that moves.
7. And whilst you eat anything, you can make sucky noises, chew & talk with your mouth open and then spit the bones onto the floor.
8. You can impress your friends with your latest model of mobile phone.
9. You can ask everyone how much salary they earn, how much is their rent and other personal financial questions.
10. There's just so MANY of us.....
11. You can wear spiky bras in public and get a standing ovation.
"In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
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~ Hunter S. Thompson
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ED1G PIGGY MOONRUST
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 5:05 pm Post subject: Re: TOP TEN REASONS FOR BEING YOUR NATIONALITY!! |
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TOP TEN REASONS FOR BEING A GEORDIE
1. You can drink 24/7 and your not classed as an alcoholic
2. Women on a night out in town dont think twice about flashin their bits
3. We have a great football team (Newcastle United)
4. You can have any food you like delivered to your door, free of charge and up to 3am every night
5. Loads of pubs, clubs and restaurants
6. Dial a drink, drink delivered to your door 24/7
7. we drink the most champagne in the country
8. Big live music scene
9. The best Doner Kebabs
10. Sting, Mark Knopfler, Dave Stuart ( Eurithmics ), Chris Rea, Duran Duran guitarist, Neil Tennent ( Pet Shop Boys ), John Miles and Ant and Dec
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