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droolymutt No Underblurb
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MIKE BURN Generally Crazy Guy
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 11:44 am Post subject: Re: Why Women colour their hair blonde.... |
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Controversies are no barrier for friendships, as long as they can be solved.
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droolymutt No Underblurb
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yidneth A Spanish Fairytale
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:58 pm Post subject: in the meanwhile |
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blondes are sick of clichés
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ED1G PIGGY MOONRUST
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bbchris Princess Of Hongkong
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 4:01 pm Post subject: I'm sorry but I just got emailed this joke.... |
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AMUSING FACTS PREMIUM for
Thursday, February 5, 2004
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Daily Features
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*** Strange News
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*** Today's Humour
*** Today's Quote
*** Readers' Feedback
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*** The Facts
1. The most popular meal ordered at restaurants in the U.S. is
fried chicken.
2. The McDonald's in New Delhi, India makes their burgers with
mutton as many Hindus do not eat beef.
3. President Lyndon Johnson used to smoke three packs of
cigarettes a day.
4. The first Valentine candy box was invented by Richard Cadbury
in the 1800's.
5. American spends approximately $1,105 million on Valentine's
Day candy each year.
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*** The World's Dumbest
Three Norwegian thieves smashed an electronic store's window to
steal a video camera, leaving behind the recorder it was hooked
up to, according to police who have ''close-up footage of the
whole incident.''
Thanks Jerry
<bonehead.oddballs.com>
More dumb people stories at:
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*** Strange News
MAN MARRIES DOG
A man from Nepal married a dog because he thought it would bring
him good luck. Unfortunatley he died three days later. The 75
year old man followed a custom where if an elderly man regrows
teeth he must marry a dog and make her his birde. The man's son
and relatives attended the wedding.
(Source: Ananova)
*** Hot Hollywood News
JC CHASEZ: The popular 'N Sync singer might have a few choice
words for his buddy, Justin Timberlake, if he attends the
marriage ceremony between Timberlake and Cameron Diaz on
Valentine's Day -- the wedding bit is a rumor. Chasez was
supposed to perform at the Pro Bowl this coming Sunday but the
National Football League cancelled his appearance after the
Janet Jackson Super Bowl incident. In a statement released by
Chasez yesterday afternoon, the fired entertainer said, "No one
could be more disappointed than I that the NFL has cancelled my
Halftime performance at the Pro Bowl this coming Sunday. I've
told the NFL I understand the pressure that they are under since
the Super Bowl." We'll have to wait to see if he applies some of
that pressure to the new groom in the form of a head-lock.
PARIS HILTON: The Donald -- aka Donald Trump -- is hot to get
the socialite to host the Miss USA Pageant, another property
owned by NBC's newest reality star. Trump told a reporter for Us
Weekly magazine, "She's a fine girl. I think she will give the
pageant its highest TV ratings." That might hold true in
America, but don't bank on her distant relatives in Norway
watching the festival of beauty. Many of them were interviewed
recently after The Simple Life was seen in their country. Their
feelings about the American reality darling were summed up best
by Astrid Hilton when she said, "If Paris had shown up here, I
would have put her in the barn with a dung fork! Paris is prissy
and lacks ordinary good manners." They better be careful with
what they say. Trump just might buy Norway and leave Paris in
charge of his new toy. The 53rd Annual Miss USA Pageant will be
broadcast live on April 12 by NBC.
GRAY DAVIS: It's revenge time for the former Governor of
California who was replaced by the acting debt terminator,
Arnold Schwarzenegger. He has been signed by the producers of
Yes, Dear to guest star on the CBS comedy series as none other
than himself. Davis will be involved in a fight at the Staples
Center at the beginning of a Los Angeles Lakers' game. Tim
Conway and Jerry Van Dyke will also appear in the basketball
episode. It is scheduled to premiere on Monday, March 1 at 8pm.
Whether or not Davis can use the opportunity to launch his new
career as an action adventure hero is totally up to him. Arnold
is too busy with state matters to care if he loses some choice
acting gigs to the novice thespian.
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(Source: www.TV-Now.com)
*** Today's Humour
There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to
heaven.
God says, "There are 3,000 steps and i'll tell you a joke on
each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell."
So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. God
tells a joke, the brunette laughs and goes to hell.
Then on the 2,000th step God tells a joke, the redhead laughs
and goes to hell.
On the 3,000th step God tells a joke, the blonde doesn't laugh
and proceeds to the gate.
Suddenly, she bursts out laughing. God asks, "what are you
laughing about?", so she replies, "i just got the first joke!".
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And it's just a joke! I love the brunette jokes too!
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RonOnGuitar
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 10:38 pm Post subject: Re: I'm sorry but I just got emailed this joke.... |
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Quote: I love the brunette jokes too!
Q:What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair to brunette?
A:Artificial Intelligence!
Oh wait, that's not a brunette joke.....
(just for the record, I'm a blondie meself)
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