Why Women colour their hair blonde....

[droolymutt]

A female Friend explained it to me this way...:

Quote:

---

Never underestimate a man's ability to underestimate a woman's intelligence... especially if she's blonde.

---

[Betti Gefecht]

Warms my heart to see you call me a friend,

although i denied you marriage proposals all the time.... LOL



( Most guys would not stay a girl's friend after they'd been turned down, yunno )

[MIKE BURN]

Controversies are no barrier for friendships, as long as they can be solved.

[droolymutt]

Controversy is a great way to build Friendships.



Especially with blonde Women....!







Right, Betti.....¿...

[yidneth]

blondes are sick of clichés

[ED1G]

never been with one, nor plan to.... do nothing for me!!



Paul

[bbchris]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

AMUSING FACTS PREMIUM for

Thursday, February 5, 2004

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Daily Features

--------------



*** The Facts

*** The World's Dumbest

*** Strange News

*** Hot Hollywood News

*** Today's Humour

*** Today's Quote

*** Readers' Feedback

*** Today In History



Thursday's Feature

----------------



*** Cool Site of the Week



Other Stuff

-----------



*** Disclaimer and Copyright







*** The Facts



1. The most popular meal ordered at restaurants in the U.S. is

fried chicken.



2. The McDonald's in New Delhi, India makes their burgers with

mutton as many Hindus do not eat beef.



3. President Lyndon Johnson used to smoke three packs of

cigarettes a day.



4. The first Valentine candy box was invented by Richard Cadbury

in the 1800's.



5. American spends approximately $1,105 million on Valentine's

Day candy each year.



Thousands of more amusing facts at:

<www.amusingfacts.com>







*** The World's Dumbest



Three Norwegian thieves smashed an electronic store's window to

steal a video camera, leaving behind the recorder it was hooked

up to, according to police who have ''close-up footage of the

whole incident.''



Thanks Jerry

<bonehead.oddballs.com>



More dumb people stories at:

<www.amusingfacts.com/dumbest>







*** Strange News



MAN MARRIES DOG



A man from Nepal married a dog because he thought it would bring

him good luck. Unfortunatley he died three days later. The 75

year old man followed a custom where if an elderly man regrows

teeth he must marry a dog and make her his birde. The man's son

and relatives attended the wedding.



(Source: Ananova)









*** Hot Hollywood News



JC CHASEZ: The popular 'N Sync singer might have a few choice

words for his buddy, Justin Timberlake, if he attends the

marriage ceremony between Timberlake and Cameron Diaz on

Valentine's Day -- the wedding bit is a rumor. Chasez was

supposed to perform at the Pro Bowl this coming Sunday but the

National Football League cancelled his appearance after the

Janet Jackson Super Bowl incident. In a statement released by

Chasez yesterday afternoon, the fired entertainer said, "No one

could be more disappointed than I that the NFL has cancelled my

Halftime performance at the Pro Bowl this coming Sunday. I've

told the NFL I understand the pressure that they are under since

the Super Bowl." We'll have to wait to see if he applies some of

that pressure to the new groom in the form of a head-lock.



PARIS HILTON: The Donald -- aka Donald Trump -- is hot to get

the socialite to host the Miss USA Pageant, another property

owned by NBC's newest reality star. Trump told a reporter for Us

Weekly magazine, "She's a fine girl. I think she will give the

pageant its highest TV ratings." That might hold true in

America, but don't bank on her distant relatives in Norway

watching the festival of beauty. Many of them were interviewed

recently after The Simple Life was seen in their country. Their

feelings about the American reality darling were summed up best

by Astrid Hilton when she said, "If Paris had shown up here, I

would have put her in the barn with a dung fork! Paris is prissy

and lacks ordinary good manners." They better be careful with

what they say. Trump just might buy Norway and leave Paris in

charge of his new toy. The 53rd Annual Miss USA Pageant will be

broadcast live on April 12 by NBC.



GRAY DAVIS: It's revenge time for the former Governor of

California who was replaced by the acting debt terminator,

Arnold Schwarzenegger. He has been signed by the producers of

Yes, Dear to guest star on the CBS comedy series as none other

than himself. Davis will be involved in a fight at the Staples

Center at the beginning of a Los Angeles Lakers' game. Tim

Conway and Jerry Van Dyke will also appear in the basketball

episode. It is scheduled to premiere on Monday, March 1 at 8pm.

Whether or not Davis can use the opportunity to launch his new

career as an action adventure hero is totally up to him. Arnold

is too busy with state matters to care if he loses some choice

acting gigs to the novice thespian.



For more Hollywood News go to:

<www.amusingfacts.com/hollywood.html>



(Source: www.TV-Now.com)







*** Today's Humour



There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to

heaven.



God says, "There are 3,000 steps and i'll tell you a joke on

each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell."



So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. God

tells a joke, the brunette laughs and goes to hell.



Then on the 2,000th step God tells a joke, the redhead laughs

and goes to hell.



On the 3,000th step God tells a joke, the blonde doesn't laugh

and proceeds to the gate.



Suddenly, she bursts out laughing. God asks, "what are you

laughing about?", so she replies, "i just got the first joke!".



==========================================



And it's just a joke! I love the brunette jokes too!

|Blah Blah|Thinking Out Loud|Jane Eliz||Talk Soup |

[droolymutt]

Hey.





How about them Redheads?







huh?

[ED1G]

[RonOnGuitar]

Quote:

---

I love the brunette jokes too!

---

Q:What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair to brunette?



A:Artificial Intelligence!





Oh wait, that's not a brunette joke.....



(just for the record, I'm a blondie meself)