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Crazy Thoughts for Today...........

 
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bbchris
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 5:25 am    Post subject: Crazy Thoughts for Today........... Reply with quote

If CD’s were spun in the opposite direction, would it say everything backwards?

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Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

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Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?

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Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

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If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

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Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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Why is Christmas colors red and green when Santa's suit is red and white?

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Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18?

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RonOnGuitar



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:27 am    Post subject: Re: Crazy Thoughts for Today........... Reply with quote

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say - "People"?



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 2:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Crazy Thoughts for Today........... Reply with quote

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If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?




No @#%$!!



My Favorite, Princess....



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Crazy Thoughts for Today........... Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 7:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Crazy Thoughts for Today........... Reply with quote

i've always wondered, if you're standing on the roof, does it then become the floor?

Bud Bennett

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bbchris
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 2:28 am    Post subject: Re: Crazy Thoughts for Today........... Reply with quote

hahahahaahhahaha



Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV? :dunno





Why is Bra singular and Panties plural? :banana





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RonOnGuitar



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:10 am    Post subject: Re: Crazy Thoughts for Today........... Reply with quote

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Why is Bra singular




Well, some bras are quite singular, Chris:







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Satch Norton



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 9:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Crazy Thoughts for Today........... Reply with quote

If somebody borrows twenty dollars from you and you never see that person again - it was probably worth it :dunno

It's about the music!!

Satch Norton - Susan Raven

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VoGE



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 11:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Crazy Thoughts for Today........... Reply with quote

Why is it that we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 11:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Crazy Thoughts for Today........... Reply with quote

A panda bear walks into a bar, sits on a stool and starts munching on some peanuts. He finishes the bowl, pulls out a gun. He shoots the guy sitting beside him, then gets up and leaves.









ergo:





Panda = A wild animal that eats shoots and leaves.













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VoGE



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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 9:56 am    Post subject: Re: Crazy Thoughts for Today........... Reply with quote

When did it become politically correct to ridicule political correctness?



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What if God has a Do Not Call list?

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2003 5:53 am    Post subject: Re: Crazy Thoughts for Today........... Reply with quote

Do pigs pull ham strings?





What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?





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