Crazy Thoughts for Today...........

bbchris

If CD’s were spun in the opposite direction, would it say everything backwards?

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Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

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Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?

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Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

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If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

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Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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Why is Christmas colors red and green when Santa's suit is red and white?

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Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18?

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RonOnGuitar · Joined: 08 Jan 2003 Posts: 1916

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say - "People"?

:hip

Seismic Anamoly · Joined: 22 Aug 2002 Posts: 3039

Quote:
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

No @#%$!!

My Favorite, Princess....

:bcool

droolymutt

ilikepie2 · Joined: 08 Oct 2003 Posts: 371

i've always wondered, if you're standing on the roof, does it then become the floor?

Bud Bennett

homepage : freeaudioplayer.com :

clownie :

i like pie

bbchris

hahahahaahhahaha

Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV? :dunno

Why is Bra singular and Panties plural? :banana

RonOnGuitar · Joined: 08 Jan 2003 Posts: 1916

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Why is Bra singular

Well, some bras are quite singular, Chris:

Satch Norton · Joined: 10 Aug 2002 Posts: 24

If somebody borrows twenty dollars from you and you never see that person again - it was probably worth it :dunno

It's about the music!!

Satch Norton - Susan Raven

VoGE · Joined: 05 Oct 2003 Posts: 23

Why is it that we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

droolymutt

A panda bear walks into a bar, sits on a stool and starts munching on some peanuts. He finishes the bowl, pulls out a gun. He shoots the guy sitting beside him, then gets up and leaves.

ergo:

Panda = A wild animal that eats shoots and leaves.

VoGE · Joined: 05 Oct 2003 Posts: 23

When did it become politically correct to ridicule political correctness?

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What if God has a Do Not Call list?

bbchris

Do pigs pull ham strings?

What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?