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Damien Project



Joined: 04 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 12:22 am    Post subject: Funny and sad as hell lol Reply with quote

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it

would now be worth $49.00.



With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original

$1,000.00.



With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.



But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year

ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum

recycling price, you would have $214.00.



Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink

heavily and recycle.



It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

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Netjams



Joined: 27 Dec 2001
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 12:39 am    Post subject: Re: Funny and sad as hell lol Reply with quote



I see I made the right investment :dj

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bbchris
Princess Of Hongkong


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 1:56 am    Post subject: Re: Funny and sad as hell lol Reply with quote

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaa Mark!!! hahahahahhaa However if you had bought ebay or yahoo stock - you'd be very very happy!! :banana





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4teetoo



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 3:43 am    Post subject: Re: Funny and sad as hell lol Reply with quote

that is interesting.

and scary.

i don't get the whole 'stock market driving our lives' thing.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 1:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Funny and sad as hell lol Reply with quote

that's a strange thing for someone to say to you - the stock market is driven by emotions and people.....





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The Real boogaboo



Joined: 21 Oct 2003
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 7:36 am    Post subject: Re: Funny and sad as hell lol Reply with quote

Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink under any circumstances.



- Mark Twain's Notebook :g

Indies are changing the way music Feels

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 1:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Funny and sad as hell lol Reply with quote

Just goes to show a great author isn't always right! :wgrin





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