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Damien Project
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 12:22 am Post subject: Funny and sad as hell lol |
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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it
would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original
$1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling price, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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