Funny and sad as hell lol

[Damien Project]

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it

would now be worth $49.00.



With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original

$1,000.00.



With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.



But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year

ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum

recycling price, you would have $214.00.



Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink

heavily and recycle.



It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

[Netjams]

I see I made the right investment

[bbchris]

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaa Mark!!! hahahahahhaa However if you had bought ebay or yahoo stock - you'd be very very happy!!

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[4teetoo]

that is interesting.

and scary.

i don't get the whole 'stock market driving our lives' thing.

[bbchris]

that's a strange thing for someone to say to you - the stock market is driven by emotions and people.....

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[The Real boogaboo]

Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink under any circumstances.



- Mark Twain's Notebook

Indies are changing the way music Feels

[bbchris]

Just goes to show a great author isn't always right!

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