The Lone Ranger...

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The Lone Ranger is ambushed and captured by an unfriendly Native American war party. The Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone

Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in

three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three

requests. What is your first request?'



The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.'



The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who

whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that

evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blond woman on his back.

The woman enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The

next morning the Chief admits he's impressed. 'You have a

very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days.

What is your second request?'



The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is

brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As

before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the

horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again

returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more

attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and

spends the night.



The following morning the Chief is again impressed. 'You

are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you

tomorrow .. What is your last request?'



The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse, Alone!'



The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the

Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs

Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eyes and

says,



'Now listen carefully, for the last time; I said bring POSSE, dammit.....bring POSSE!!!'

[Ralphy The Dragon]

hahahah!



I appreciate jokes like that

Leader of the Banned

[bbchris]

hahahahahahaha Wasn't expecting THAT punchline!!!

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