Seismic Anamoly
Joined: 22 Aug 2002 Posts: 3039
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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 2:44 am Post subject: The Lone Ranger... |
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The Lone Ranger is ambushed and captured by an unfriendly Native American war party. The Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone
Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in
three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three
requests. What is your first request?'
The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.'
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who
whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that
evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blond woman on his back.
The woman enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The
next morning the Chief admits he's impressed. 'You have a
very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days.
What is your second request?'
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is
brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As
before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the
horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again
returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more
attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and
spends the night.
The following morning the Chief is again impressed. 'You
are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you
tomorrow .. What is your last request?'
The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse, Alone!'
The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the
Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs
Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eyes and
says,
'Now listen carefully, for the last time; I said bring POSSE, dammit.....bring POSSE!!!'
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