Good Ol' Boy...

[Seismic Anamoly]

A boy from Mississippi and a girl from California were seated side by

side on an airplane.



The boy from Mississippi, being friendly and all, said:

"So, where y'all from?"



The California girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."



The boy from Mississippi sat quietly for a few moments and then replied:



"So, where y'all from, BITCH?"







You can fill in the State with whatever your lil' heart desires...

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One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.



The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."



The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.



Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."



Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"

[Seismic Anamoly]

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