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Are you WHITE TRASH?

 
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bbchris
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 3:56 pm    Post subject: Are you WHITE TRASH? Reply with quote

If you answer "YES" to any of these...sorry...you is White Trash!!!



1) You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk

2) The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

3) You were shooting pool when any of your children were born.

4) Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos."

5) Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."

6) You've ever given rat traps as gifts.

7) You clean your fingernails with a stick.

8) You've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately.

9) Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

10) You keep a can of RAID on your kitchen table.

11) You've totaled every car you've ever owned.

12) There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.

13) You ever got too drunk to fish.

14) You consider the fifth grade your senior year.

15) Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road."

16) The dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

17) Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

18) You think the French Riviera is a foreign car

19) You prefer car keys to Q-Tips.

20) You've ever financed a tattoo.

21) The gas pedal in your car is shaped like a bare foot.

22) You've ever bought a used hat.

23) You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog.

24) You're considered an expert on worm beds.

25) You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.

26) Your stove is on the porch and your lawn chairs are in the kitchen.

27) "Bambi" made you hungry for rabbit.

28) You learned to drive in a monster truck.

29) You spit chewing tobacco in the plants.

30) Your wedding reception included a beer brunch.

31) You believe books are bad luck.

32) You believe all-star wrestling should be an Olympic competition.

33) You believe all-star wrestling.

34) You recycle motor oil by moving it from the car to the truck.

35) You think a "thesaurus" was a dinosaur.



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MIKE BURN
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Joined: 08 Nov 2001
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 6:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Are you WHITE TRASH? Reply with quote

Ooooooooooooooooops.... :D :D :D :D





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19) You prefer car keys to Q-Tips.


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Posts: 320

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 8:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Are you WHITE TRASH? Reply with quote

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20) You've ever financed a tattoo.




Oh dear, that's you labelled then Chris :lol

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 10:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Are you WHITE TRASH? Reply with quote

hahaha I saw that one!!!! I also am worried about

16) The dog can't watch you eat without gagging.




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