Who wants one of these for their birthday present?

bbchris

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LarreeMP3 · Joined: 12 Apr 2002 Posts: 1935

debbie mannas · Joined: 30 Sep 2002 Posts: 1352

I want the green ones.

:bawling

LarreeMP3 · Joined: 12 Apr 2002 Posts: 1935

...are very nice !!! :gl

debbie mannas · Joined: 30 Sep 2002 Posts: 1352

droolymutt · Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2003 5:27 pm Post subject: Re: LOL!

buncha pervs.....

maitre ka fu · Joined: 09 Jun 2002 Posts: 114

GENEVA - A fun-filled bachelor party at a strip club

turned deadly when a 32-year-old groom-to-be who was

enjoying the attentions of a well-endowed stripper

suffocated while his face was buried in her breasts.

The mind-boggling drama unfolded, say cops, while

Daniel Greene was attending his bachelor party at

the Pretty Kitty strip club.

The club had been rented out for the private affair.

According to investigators, Greene was enjoying a

lap dance when disaster struck: One of the

strippers, Kandy Kane, got too into her performance

and suffocated the man between her 72-DD breasts.

Witnesses said that Greene had had his fair share of

beer, but didn't seem out-of-control.

When the song "I'm Too Sexy" began to play, Greene

became excited and began to dance on the tabletop,

hooting and hollering, pals said, "like an idiot."

Miss Kane, apparently pleased to see someone

enjoying her choice in music, moved in closer.

When Greene took his seat, she began giving him a

lap dance, shaking her breasts in his face.

The more she shook, the deeper Greene got lost in

her cleavage.

"Daniel was having so much fun," partygoer John

Gillman said.

"We all thought he loved being in that gal's chest.

"Who could have known that when he was waving his

hands around, he was signaling for help?"

Cheering onlookers eventually realized that Greene

was no longer moving, and pulled him from between

Miss Kane's breasts.

Now Greene's family is suing Miss Kane and the

Pretty Kitty for wrongful death.

Greene's father, George, won't specify the amount

they are suing for, but claims that it isn't about

the money.

"Those breasts were lethal weapons," he told

reporters.

"The Pretty Kitty should not have allowed Miss Kane

to have her bust enhanced to the size that she did.

"We hope that by filing this lawsuit, we can send a

message to other strippers: keep your bra size

within a reasonable range."

Kandy Kane made a statement through her attorneys:

"I thought he liked it in there."

The Pretty Kitty declined comment

Edited by: maitre ka fu at: 1/16/03 2:50:29 pm

bbchris

hahahhahahahahaa I shouldn't laugh but it's kind of funny!

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debbie mannas · Joined: 30 Sep 2002 Posts: 1352

Who would want to LIVE carring all that weight?? 77D?? Omigod. Ugh.

Is there someway we can lure Bush into her - um - arms??? This is the only way she can atone...

:lamp

maitre ka fu · Joined: 09 Jun 2002 Posts: 114

Why do some women think that us guys like huge plastics?

Personally I like naturals...women should be happy with themselves whatever shape they were born with...an all natural woman... :blush

debbie mannas · Joined: 30 Sep 2002 Posts: 1352

I couldnt agree more.

:yeah

bbchris · Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2003 6:27 pm Post subject: Re: yeah

I LOVE PLASTIC WOMEN!!!!! hahahahahhaahahhaa :banana

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