Things to do at Wal-Mart while your

[bbchris]

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/sig. other is

taking their sweet time:



Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.



Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute

intervals.



Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.



Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other

shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from

the bedding department.



When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'



Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror

while you pick your nose.



Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.



In the auto department practice your Madonna look using

different size funnels.



Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'



When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.



and last but not least,



Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly .....'Hey! We're

out of toilet paper in here!

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[ED1G]

you have wal-mart over there.....? god they are everywhere.... They are called ASDA over here (owned by wal-mart)



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LOL!

[SINTZ]

I thought that was normal stuff. Now I know why nobody wants to go to WM with me.

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[bbchris]

They have Wal-mart in China but not actually in HK.



Sintz!!! hahahahahahhahaa

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Edited by: bbchris  at: 9/4/05 4:22

[The Master68]

My hometown (Rockingham, NC) has the largest Wal-Mart in the world...



My dad thought I needed to know that.

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