Why? Why? Why?

bbchris · Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:56 pm Post subject: Why? Why? Why?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? (Actually there are no mother-in-law jokes in the Chinese culture..)

droolymutt · Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:40 am Post subject: Re: Why? Why? Why?

And?

Why do Men have nipples?

I understand why Women have them - to feed their babies.

But why do MEN have nipples?

ianbal · Joined: 04 Oct 2002 Posts: 241

So's women can tweak them !

Regards

Ian

HKRockChick · No More Peas! Joined: 25 Nov 2003 Posts: 1513

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Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

Presumably people who lithp will never use it... :wgrin

droolymutt · Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:20 am Post subject: Re: Why? Why? Why?

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Presumably

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I athoom you meant "prethoomably"...

bbchris · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:51 pm Post subject: Re: Why? Why? Why?

tweak! tweak! tweak!