B4 starting a rock band, check U R not using a taken name!

[bbchris]

Actual Band Names

Before starting a rock band, you should know that the following names are taken:



[ a ]

· Albino Toilet Boys

· Alcoholocaust

· Alcoholics Unanimous

· Apocalypse Hoboken



[ b ]

· Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings

· The Band Formerly Known As Sausage

· Band Over

· Band That Shot Liberty Valence

· Barbara's Bush

· Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits

· The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir

· The Boxing Ghandis

· Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre

· Breakfast in Beruit

· Bulimia Banquet



[ c ]

· Caltransvestites

· Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers

· Carnage Asada

· Cindy Brady's Lisp

· Cortizone 5

· Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death



[ d ]

· The Dancing French Liberals of 1848

· The Dead Sea Squirrels

· The Dead Kennedys

· The Dick Clarks

· The Dick Nixons

· Drunks With Guns



[ e ]

· e. coli

· Edith Head

· Electric Prostates

· Elvis Hitler

· Ethyl Merman



[ f ]

· Fearless Iranians From Hell

· Fields of @#%$

· The 4-Skins

· Four Nurses of the Apocalypse

· The French are from Hell

· Fromage d'Amour



[ g ]

· Gefilte Joe and the Fish

· Gonoreagan



[ h ]

· Headless Marines

· Hell Camino

· Herpes Cineplex

· Hindu Garage Sale

· Hitler's Bikini

· HIV and the Positives

· Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives

· Hornets Attack Minnie's Mouse



[ i ]

· Inhale Mary



[ j ]

· Janitors Against Apartheid

· Jehovah's Waitresses

· Jehovah's Witness Protection Program

· Jesus Christ Super Fly

· Jesus Chrysler Supercar

· Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army

· JFKFC

· Jonestown Punch



[ k ]

· Kathleen Turner Overdrive

· Kerrigan's Knees



[ l ]

· Lack of Afro

· Lawn Piranhas

· The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation

· Lee Harvey Keitel

· Lesbian Ninjas

· Louder Than God



[ m ]

· Mao Tse Helen

· Mary Kay and the Cosmetics

· Max Roach and the Holders

· Minnie Pearl's Jam

· Mr. Happy and the Genocides

· My Dog Has Hitler's Brain



[ n ]

· Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions

· Nervous Christians and the Lions

· Norman Bates and the Shower Heads

· Not Drowning, Waving



[ p ]

· Pabst Smear

· Pearl Harbor and the Explosions

· Penis DeMilo

· Pepto Dismal

· Phenobarbidols

· Phlegm Fatale

· Poultry in Motion

· Pretentious Flamedogs

· The Pro-Midget Mafia

· Psychic Buddhist Gorillas

· Psycho Sluts from Hell

· Pungent Frustration



[ r ]

· Raging Pimps of Doom

· Reluctant Stereotypes

· Results of Inbreeding

· Retarded Elf

· Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries



[ q ]

· Quasimodo and the Eunuchs



[ s ]

· Sandy Duncan's Eye

· Screaming Headless Torsos

· Screaming Iguanas of Love

· Screaming Moist Accountants

· Septic Death

· Seven Year Bitch

· The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra

· Shirley Temple of Doom

· Shirley Temple Pilots

· Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]

· Skeptic Tank

· Smegma & the Nuns

· Smorgasborgnine

· Solosex

· The Sound of Munich

· Spastic Colon

· The Sphinctones

· Stukas Over Bedrock



[ t ]

· Taliban Tootsies

· Ted Bundy's Volkswagen

· The Telephony Bandits of Doom

· Testostertones

· Thank God We're Immortal

· They Tried To Frame OJ

· To Live and Shave in LA

· Toxic Shock and the Tampons

· Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew

· Tragic Mulatto Hairdo

· Transsexual Hitler



[ u ]

· Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies



[ v ]

· The Velcro Pygmies

· Vic Morrow's Head



[ w ]

· The Well Hung Hungarians

· Willie Nelson Mandela



[ y ]

· Yoko Homo



[ z ]

· Zombies Under Stress

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[ED1G]

You missed one in the "B" section Chris.....



BUSINESS AS USUAL ........



is registered to mwah!!



Paul

[bbchris]

hahahahaha Paul! I actually really like "Lesbian Ninjas"

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[ED1G]

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I actually really like "Lesbian Ninjas"

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..... so do I



Paul

[RonOnGuitar]

LOL.



Reminds of how "Spinal Tap" (as the story goes) first called themselves "The Originals" - but then had to change the name to "The New Originals", because there already was a band called "The Originals".



Anyone ever played in a band made of some jammers that formed for one purpose, event or performance and where you just made up a "throwaway" name for the band?

[ED1G]

Hahahaha Ron..... Spinal Tap is soooo funny!!



Paul

[DinoRomanelli]

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Anyone ever played in a band made of some jammers that formed for one purpose, event or performance and where you just made up a "throwaway" name for the band?

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A couple of friends and myself get together for shows once in a while and call ourselves "The Nakeds". We use stage names as well....I'm Buck, the lead guitarist is Stark, the drummer is Completely, the bass player is Bare @#%$.



We encourage the girls to join our fan club and be Naked Girls.











Dino

[bbchris]

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Anyone ever played in a band made of some jammers that formed for one purpose, event or performance and where you just made up a "throwaway" name for the band?

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I once played as "Chris B & Friends" not very original!! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha



I LOVE Spinal Tap! Hey, I watched Rock Star (mark wahlberg & Jennifer aniston) over the weekend and thought that was bittersweet story....

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[PANick11]

HA HA!!!



We actually did a couple Gigs with the 'Boxing Ghandis'.

They were a great band!

[PANick11]

I think



Jehovas Waitresses



is my favorite!

[bbchris]

Yes PANick!! Very COOL name!! hahahahahahahaha

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