Things we learn in the movies....

[bbchris]

* All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.



* Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it

will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.



* A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious

beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.



* Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light

instead.



* Cars that crash will invariably burst into flames.



* If you find yourself caught up in a misunderstanding that

could be cleared up quickly with a simple explanation, for

goodness sake, keep your mouth shut.



* Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and

pant.



* A cough is usually the sign of a terminal illness.



* All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large

red readouts, so you know exactly when they're going to go off.



* When in love, it is customary to burst into song.



* When confronted by an evil international terrorist, sarcasm

and wisecracks are your best weapons.



* One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them than 20 men firing at 1 man.



* If being fired at by Germans, hide in a river - or even a

bath. German bullets are unable to penetrate water.



* Laptop computers are powerful enough to override the

communication systems of an invading alien civilization.



* All computer disks will work in all computers, regardless of

software.



* When they are alone, foreigners prefer to speak English to

each other.

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[HatefulMusic]

Good one.



"* A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious

beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. "



That's because women like it when men show their feelings.

Theo

HatefulMusic.com

[ilikepie2]

hey don't forget that you don't have to look at the road for long periods of time when you are talking to someone and driving at the same time.



and you order a drink but never drink it.



and you never have to tell a person you're meeting what time you're meeting them.

Bud Bennett

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i like pie

[LarreeMP3]

You don't have to say "hello" or ask who it is when you pick up the phone when it rings.

[daniel]

you forgot one! noone locks their doors!

[sethr]

And when you enter a bar, just order "a beer". They always know what kind you want.