Guys! I hope you're wearing loose fitting underwear.....

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Joe was suffering from excruciating headaches. The Doctor told him he could cure the headaches, but it would require castration.

"You have a rare condition that causes pressure to build up against your spine," the doctor explained. "This in turn, causes headaches, the only cure is surgery."

Joe was shocked, but he finally decided to have the operation.

When he left the hospital, Joe was depressed, so he stopped at a men's shop for a new suit to cheer himself up. The salesman eyed him and said, "44 long?".

"That's right", Joe said. He took the suit to the fitting room and tried it on. It fit perfectly.

"How about a new shirt?" the salesman asked, "let's see, a 34 sleeve and a 16 1/2 neck ought to do it."

"Right again," Joe said, "you're simply amazing."

"While we're at it, how about some new underwear?" the salesman suggested. He eyed Joe's waist and said, "size 36."

"Nope, you finally missed one." Joe said chuckling. "I wear size 34."

"You couldn't possibly," replied the salesman, "underwear that tight would create a great deal of pressure against your spine and cause one heck of a headache".