GUYS!! What kind of woman do you like?

bbchris

1. HARD-DISK Woman:

She remembers everything, FOREVER.

2. RAM Woman:

She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

3. WINDOWS Woman:

Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

4. SCREENSAVER Woman:

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

5. INTERNET Woman:

Difficult to access.

6. SERVER Woman:

Always busy when you need her.

7. MULTIMEDIA Woman:

She makes horrible things look beautiful.

8. CD-ROM Woman

She is always faster and faster.

9. E-MAIL Woman:

Of every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

10. VIRUS Woman:

Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose everything, if you don't try to

uninstall her, you will be rendered useless ... Either way, you lose.

JPzBeenjamin · Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 126

She don't have to remember everything forever......Can't do everything you'd like, But what she does she does very well......And can be reformatted without a great deal of loss or trouble. :bmutant