am i in hillbilly heaven or what???

4teetoo · Joined: 29 Nov 2003 Posts: 195

so i'm walking to the drug store and i pass my neighbor's porch and i catch him as he's saying this to the guy on the sidewalk, '... and i tell you what: if he tries any of that puerto rican tai kwon doh cottage cheese shyte on me, he's gettin his azz kicked.'

i swear to god.

mommy, i'm scared.

droolymutt

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puerto rican tai kwon doh cottage cheese shyte

Is that American?

4teetoo · Joined: 29 Nov 2003 Posts: 195

that's about as american as it gets.

you should've seen the mullet on the guy.

i'm afraid to leave the house now.

what if it rubs off on me?

well, more than it already has, subliminally, and i haven't realized it yet.

sigh.

hee-haw.

bbchris

Sounds like great lyrics to include in a song.... :bday