Stuff On Floor Either Cat Food Or Cat Schitte

[4teetoo]

LODI, NJ—The moist, brownish pile on the Gehrke living-room floor is either cat food or cat schitte, sources reported Monday. "If I had to guess, I'd say it's cat food," said Lydia Gehrke, 44, staring at the mystery heap. "But the way Oscar's been digesting lately, cat schitte is definitely a possibility, too." Though a long shot, Gehrke noted that it could also be cat vomit. "Whatever it is," she said, "it involves the cat."

[MIKE BURN]

YO!!!!!!!



Hey GIRL or DUDE.....

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pile on the Gehrke living-room floor is either cat food or cat schitte, sources reported Monday. "If I had to guess, I'd say it's cat food," said Lydia Gehrke....

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the name of one of my best friends is "GEHRKE".... so where's the link???

MIKE


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[HatefulMusic]

Mike - It's from The Onion, a joke news paper:

www.theonion.com/

[Damien Project]

If She is that confused just taste it

Mark

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