Todays Humour - a Lawyer Joke

[bbchris]

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side.



The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.



Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined no matter what the body shop did to it.



When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.



"I can not believe how materialistic you lawyers are," the cop

said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't

notice anything else."



"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.



The cop replied, "Don''t you know that your left arm is missing

from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."



"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"

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[rod steel global]

hahahaha,

but sad somehow !

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[Seismic Anamoly]

Sad....but so VERY true!!



Thanks, Chrissy!!

[droolymutt]

psst......





Rod, Seismo......







wanna buy a Rolex?





cheap?.................

[sethr]

Poor lawyers, they get all the @#%$. I guess there's a good reason for the stereotypes.

My daughter's planning on becoming a lawyer. Do I hang my head in shame? (I raised her to be a worthless under-achiever like her old man, but she wouldn't listen. Kids these days.) Oh well, she will probably single-handedly change the world's perception of lawyers. Or at least she'll get rich. (She's my retirement account).

[Seismic Anamoly]

Only if ya throw in the arm, too!!

[droolymutt]

sure, you can have the arm.....





It's starting to go a little "off" though.....







aaaAAAAaaaakkkkkk.

[droolymutt]

Is your daughter in Law School yet, Seth....?





Sure, there are good lawyers who fight for worthy causes....





My eldest daughter (now 23) was once considering going into law, specializing in Children's Rights...





It's just that the ambulance-chasers get all the attention...

[Jake Cepheus]

Big law firms are responsible for that stereotype. The big firms couldn't care less about the law, all they care about is how much money they can pull in.

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[Seismic Anamoly]

Quote:

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It's just that the ambulance-chasers get all the attention...

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You're right....both of ya.



I shouldn't stereotype....and don't mean too.



As a teacher, I can tell you about stereotypes!!



(Those DAMN teachers can't teach JACK!!)



True about some, but certainly nowhere near ALL.



Drooly....is it tender enough to feed to my dog Luke yet??

[droolymutt]

Seismo - You mean bastard....!!!!





Has no one told you that lawyer meat is toxic to dogs????









Sheeeeeeesh...

[droolymutt]

Quote:

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all they care about is how much money they can pull in.

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budda-bing, budda boom, Jake.........

[Seismic Anamoly]

Not this puppy, Drooly....he loves just about ANY kind of meat...







Meet Luke, my Boy...



One guess what Luke is short for...

[droolymutt]

Seismo - you're a teacher???... (I think I knew that....)







Teaching is an admirable Profession......









My Mother was a Teacher.... - taught me in the 3rd Grade...(very small town....)



I knew my alphabet, and could read a bit before I even started school....







Anyways....









stupid lawyers with Rolexes.....

[Seismic Anamoly]

Mississippi History and Geography, Drooly, my bro...



...to Hormone-Ragin', Smart-Mouthin', I Know More Than You Do 15-year-olds...but I love'em...



It ain't just a job; it's a frickin' ADVENTURE!!