"CAJUNS" & "INDIANS" (Native Americ

[Seismic Anamoly]

Two Indians and a Cajun were walking in the woods, all of a sudden one

of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

"Wooooo!Wooooo!Wooooo!" He called into the cave and then he listened

very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He

tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.



The Cajun was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all

about, was the other Indian crazy or what? "No," said the Indian. "It is

our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler

into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl

in there waiting to mate. " Just then they saw another cave. The other

Indian ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered,

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo!

Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and

ran into the cave.



The Cajun wondered around in the woods alone for a while, and then he

came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the

huge opening, he was thinking,



"hoo, man! Look de size o' dis cave! It be

bigger den dose de Injuns foun'. Der mus' be some really big, fine

womans in dis cave!"



He stood in front of the opening and hollered with

all his might, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!". He grinned and closed his eyes

in anticipation, and then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!

WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his

face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.





The following day, the headline of the New Orleans Times-Picayune read:





"NAKED COONASS RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN."

Edited by: Seismic Anamoly  at: 9/29/03 4:30 pm