one of my fav jokes

[Rev9Volts]

once there was a 35 year old virgin. she was saving her twat for marriage, but could not find one she wanted to marry. she placed this internet as....



single female virgin in search of man for marriage. "i am saving the first time i have sex with my husband and my husband must not have had sex with a woman so i will be his first time also."



she meets a guy who lives in new zeeland (((name is with held))). they send emails and she flies out, he picks her up at airport and they go to lunch, decide to get married, go to the local courthouse, get married and he takes her to the local 5 star hotel like a 4 seasons.



when they get to the room she opens her suitcase removing a pink and white sack from victoria's secret lingerie store. she looks at him and says, "i am going to take a shower, change into what is in this bag and will be out of the bathroom in about an hour.



well of couse wimmin are always late ((( )))so about 1.5 hours she comes out all dolled up. she looks around the room and sees he has pushed all the furnature against the walls.



"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"



she screams...



well ... he replies... if having sex with a woman is anything like having sex with a kangeroo i need all the room i can get.