STRINGS ATTACHED TO GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS.....

[Seismic Anamoly]

A traveler had been many days stranded in the desert.

His horse had already died of thirst and he had no water left.



He was crawling through the sand, certain that he had breathed his

last, when all of a sudden, he saw an object sticking out of the

sand several yards ahead of him. He crawled to the object, pulled

it out of the sand, and discovered what looked to be an old brief

case.



He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie.

She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull

gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a

pencil tucked behind one ear.



"Well, traveler," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have

three wishes."



"I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust

an IRS auditor genie."



"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it

looks like you're a goner anyway!"



The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie

is right.

"OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."



***POOF***



The traveler finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever

seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of

delicacies.



"OK, bud, what's your second wish."



"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."



***POOF***



The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with

rare gold coins and precious gems.



"OK, honcho, you have just one more wish. Better make it a

good one!"



After thinking for a few minutes, the man says.. "I wish that no

matter where I go, beautiful women will always want and need me."



***POOF***



She turned him into a tampon.



Moral of the story: If a government ever offers you ANYTHING,

there's going to be a string attached.

[bbchris]

hahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahaha EXCELLENT! Not what I expected!!!!!!!!!!! hahhahahaa

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[Seismic Anamoly]

Quote:

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Not what I expected!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm done with Politics; Politics Suxx...the only "P"'s I'm concerned with now are "Party", "Pleasure", and one other I won't mention in public....



Wanna Party, Baby??

[bbchris]

hahahahhaha The title of the joke is hysterical too!!

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