Be careful what you wish for....

Mikeyj69 · Joined: 13 Dec 2002 Posts: 630

hahahahahaha!!!! :wgrin

Actually, I still believe in the tooth fairy. :bonk

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Seismic Anamoly · Joined: 22 Aug 2002 Posts: 3039

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of course,

the

wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the

biggest

house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go

up

there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is

going

to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm

voice

said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was

all

over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near

the

broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my

window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm

a

genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now

that

you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you

each

one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted

out,

"I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.

And

I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every

country in

the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe

from

fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a

woman

in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have

sex with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both

now

have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.

Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about

you,

honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for

you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of

the

afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.

After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and

looked

directly into her eyes and asked "How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"NO KIDDIN'?? Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in

genies?"

:bigeyes