It's ahem time for.................. SARS jokes.......

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ONE DAY at TAN TOCK SENG HOSPITAL - Center for Communicable Disease

This story was told by a nurse...and she swears this really happened on her ward.

A man suspected of SARs is lying in bed with an mask over his mouth.

A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr ******,

I'm only here to wash your face and hands."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."

The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little

distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.

"Nurse," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"

Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted.

She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers,

moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up

the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with your testicles!!!"

At this the man pulled off his mask and asked again,

"I SAID.... Are my TESTS RESULTS BACK .....!! ???"

Steve Iannetti · GweiLo Joined: 24 Jan 2002 Posts: 697

Good one.

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And here's the latest advert from the Hong Kong Tourist Association:

The half-page ad is appearing this month in a variety of British publications, including Cosmopolitan (which is where the below ad appears, placed prominently on page six of the fashion mag's April edition). Shortness of breath is one of the principal symptoms of severe acute respiratory illness, or SARS. The illness, which apparently began in China and then moved to Hong Kong, has resulted in about 100 deaths and more than 3000 cases worldwide. The tourism ad campaign was planned before the SARS outbreak and print ads could not be yanked in time.

Steve Iannetti · GweiLo Joined: 24 Jan 2002 Posts: 697

Ouch....

Steve Iannetti

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