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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 12:20 pm Post subject: I have the solution for prevention of hijackings on planes!
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,and at the same time getting airline industries back on their feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, the female flight attendants should all be replaced with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in the world would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. Hijackings would end and the airline industry would have record sales.
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:28 am Post subject: Re: I have the solution for prevention of hijackings on plan
Oh, no need for nudity, Chris!
(Sorry, my fellow fellows!)
I daresay that many - if not most - Muslim men enjoy girl-watching no matter the lasses state of dress or undress. All the Muslim folks I deal almost on a daily basis are what we in the US would call "just folks" - meaning good people who just go about making a living and taking care of their families.
But as for the "Islamists" (the dangerous kooks), I think you're on to something with using a woman to scare 'em off. But if you really want to offend that type - instead of a nude stewardess, how about ones with a diploma in one hand and wearing an "I voted" button. Of course, they'd need to have on at least a top to pin the button on! (they give the buttons to voters at the polls in the US).
Now that would send any wannabe jihad-hijackers running away screaming! A female - educated and voting!!
(Erm, but not meaning to discourage you from posting babe pics here, Chris! hahahaha!!!)
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