Who is the dumbest redneck in cyberspace?

Seismic Anamoly · Joined: 22 Aug 2002 Posts: 3039

How are things around Hotspur Street, Hall??

Yes, I know it's you.

Santa Claus ain't the only thing coming to town this Christmas.

Old Fruitcake.

The Master68 · Joined: 04 Nov 2004 Posts: 442

Everyone put up thier dukes!

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russky joe · Joined: 16 Nov 2004 Posts: 271

OK, use the usual criteria, y'know, stupidity, ignorance, tunnel-vision, no education, bad spelling, voting for Bush, believing every word in the bible, creationism, loving America too much to be healthy, thinking America can 'save the world', believing the WMD hoax, thinking Soviet test-kits are Arab chemical weapons, etc. etc.

You can also use these details kindly provided by garbage detector to help make your choice. Which one of our incumbent frickin' morons could you imagine doing these things?

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

3. Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.

4. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

5. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

6. You think the Nutcracker is something you do off the high dive.

7. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

8. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

9. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

10. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

11. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

12. Your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.

13. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.

14. You've bathed with flea and tick soap.

15. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

16. You have used a rag for a gas cap.

17. Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.

18. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

19. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

20. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

21. You have a complete set of salad bowls, and they all say Cool Whip on the side.

22. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

23. You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

24. Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.

25. You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

26. You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

Ya can't vote for me, I'm a pinko bedwetting commie from Brooklyn, so you'll have to find some proper pinko and Brooklyn insults and do the job properly. But make sure you use your spellchecks, morons.

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russky joe · Joined: 16 Nov 2004 Posts: 271

Alrightee, Anamoly, you know that I'll back off if you start dragging someone else's name through the mud and threatening them.

Clever. You ain't nearly as dumb as I thought. Unless someone is coaching ya!

That's how you drive all the liberals off the board between ya. A little e-mail plot, is it, spread a little confusion and paranoia, with that @#%$ Rononguitar at the centre of it?

Somebody learn that in the army? I did.

You got me there, but I'll be back some time in the future.

RonOnGuitar · Joined: 08 Jan 2003 Posts: 1916

LOL, Seismo. But I wonder - when ya run Steve off - does he go back to the "States", "Nigeria" or "Ireland"?

I reckon handling just a dual citizenship would be more than enough for most people, heh.

That's a zen koan-like pondering from my part of the world, here in the Himalayas. Back to chilling with the Dalai, Auuuummmm....

bbchris

I'm going to lock this thread. Joe, this board is for discussion about politics and war happening in the world. If you don't agree with the posters here and cannot stand what they say, please leave. I wont stand for name-calling.

You're a timewaster, Joe.

Edited by: bbchris at: 12/10/04 4:32