Stupid People - Here's Your Sign

[The Master68]

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid"



That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You

wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse

me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign." ...



It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was

full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our

driveway. My friend comes over and says, "Hey, you

moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or

twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's

your sign."



A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy

of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up

this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the

dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope -

Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."



I was watching one of those animal shows on the

Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark

bite suit. And there's only one way to test it.

"all right Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks

good...They want you to jump into this pool of sharks,

and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you."

"Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't

wanna lose it."



Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into

one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The

attendant walks out, looks at my truck,

looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I

couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around

and those other three just swelled right up on me.

Here's your sign."



We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A

guy came over to the house and drove the car around

for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he

gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the

exhaust pipe, then goes, "Darn that's hot!" See?

If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.



I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of

adventure. Wouldn't ya know I misjudged the height of

a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it

out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and

eventually a local cop shows up to take the report.

He went through his basic questioning. No problem. I

thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign...

until he says "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't

help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig,

then back to him and said, "No I'm delivering a bridge

...Here's your sign!".

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When you argue with a fool, be sure he isn't similarly occupied...

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Music - Organismo Cibernetico (Cybernetic Organism)