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Seismic Anamoly · Joined: 22 Aug 2002 Posts: 3039

Just curious.

Edited by: Seismic Anamoly at: 4/16/04 8:45 pm

NRKofOver · Joined: 07 Sep 2002 Posts: 505

'I've got 45 rials, do I hear 50? Anyone, 50 rials? 48 rials? 45 going once, going twice . . . '

My music for the disenchanted masses

DreamTone7 · Joined: 20 Sep 2002 Posts: 2571

...and we promise that each and every one will be assured 7 wives and his own palace upon reaching heaven, if he dies while fighting this jihad against the American infidels!

(Well...what did you expect ME to say!

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Galmin · The King has spoken! Joined: 30 Dec 2001 Posts: 1711

Newsmax: IRAQ; Assault WMD of FN FAL paratrooper design found in Sadr city!!

(I was going for the NRK style, though he beat me to it..

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HKRockChick · No More Peas! Joined: 25 Nov 2003 Posts: 1513

"I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God"...

Is that a bible there in front of him? :auto

God ones, y'all! :rollin

Seismic Anamoly · Joined: 22 Aug 2002 Posts: 3039

Quote:
Is that a bible there in front of him?

Yep...the Koran, I guess...apparently he (the cleric) was performing prayer service at the time, according to the news article...hell of a note, conducting prayer while waving an assault rifle around in the air...but it would keep you from falling asleep during the Sermon, I think!! :lol

Okay, here's my entry:

"Praise be to Allah...I hold in my hand the rifle that eliminated that Damn U.S. Marine Stereo System we've been hearing "Shoot To Thrill" over for the past 2 weeks...Death to AC/DC..."

And the crowd goes wild.... :lol

HKRockChick · No More Peas! Joined: 25 Nov 2003 Posts: 1513

This is a fun thread. Any more takers????????

We should have a prize for best caption....

:ww

NRKofOver · Joined: 07 Sep 2002 Posts: 505

"This is our one gun! Which one of you wants it?! The rest of you will have to strap explosives to yourselves and climb on a crowded bus!"

My music for the disenchanted masses

HKRockChick · No More Peas! Joined: 25 Nov 2003 Posts: 1513

Rev9Volts · Joined: 10 Jul 2003 Posts: 1327

this is a rifle and this is my gun one is for shooting infedels and the other for fun...

Galmin · The King has spoken! Joined: 30 Dec 2001 Posts: 1711

"Ok, I will say this just once so listen up: after yesterdays hike someone lost his weapon; this weapon. Anyone missing one? No? Ok. You'll all be standing on your heads 'til someone comes forward, starting NOW!"

Seismic Anamoly · Joined: 22 Aug 2002 Posts: 3039

"I have here the first of many new modern day innovations which will come out of the modern, liberated, industrialized Iraq; this prototype has been developed exclusively for Mr. President George W. Bush's personal use. We have agreed to call this technological marvel the IIE, or 'Iraqi Islamic Enema'!!"

:bcool

Rev9Volts · Joined: 10 Jul 2003 Posts: 1327

clone9 · Joined: 26 Sep 2002 Posts: 70

'he that lives by the gun dies by the gun'

'i went all the way to Fallujah and all i got was this lousy machine gun'

'so i got a small penis at least i got this big gun'

I really don't believe he's a doctor. I think he gave a fake name of a doctor that he found online. HA HA HA HO

Why · Joined: 06 Dec 2003 Posts: 51

All White Jump Suit - 40$

Bullet - 3$

Black Market Assualt Rifle - 200$

Asking for the U.S. to come kick your ass - Priceless