Tony Blair & George Bush are sitting in a bar....

[bbchris]

A guy walks into a bar in Washington DC and asks the bartender,



"Isn't that President Bush and Tony Blair sitting over there?"



The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."



So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"



Tony Blair says, "We're planning WWIII."



And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"



Bush says, "Well, first we're going to use air strikes to kill a

million Iraqis and one clown. Then we're going to launch cruise

missiles to kill two million Iraqis and two clowns. Then we'll

send in ground troops to kill three million Iraqis and three

clowns."



The guy is confused and asks, "Why are you going to kill clowns?



Bush turns to Blair, "See, I told you no one gives a @#%$ about

those Iraqis."

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[Seismic Anamoly]

[PLX180]

heh heh

[Rev9Volts]

bush and clinton were in a barber shop getting their hair cut. in chairs side by side. afer awhiile both barbers finished, and trimmed their necks with a straight razor and shaving crea. on barber said, "well mr. clinton, would you like somme of theis after shave on your neck". "let me smell it", clinton replied. "WHEW!!!! NO!!! that stuff smells like a whore house (bordello/brothel)!. Hillary will kill me" bush replies, "i will take some, because laura has never been in a whorehouse and thus has no idea what one smells like"....

[debbie mannas]

[LarreeMP3]

We just found another mass grave filled with women and children. Most of them were shot in the head by saddam's death squads. Eventually, most people will realize that Bush and Blair did the world, and especially the Iraqi people, a major favor.