Actual meanings of Anti-Terrorism Symbols

[bbchris]

If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.







If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.







If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.







After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.







If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

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Edited by: bbchris  at: 3/25/03 2:50:54 pm

[sethr]

Thanks, Chris. I needed a laugh.

Seth



P.S. I tried that giving-myself-a-blowjob-thing. I still can't do it. Bummer. Maybe if a building I'm in collapses, I can find the inner stregth to do it.

[bbchris]

hahahaha I know that last one had me spitting my drink at the monitor and I thought it was too good not to share! Thanks for having a great sense of humour

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[LarreeMP3]

Thanks Chris !!!

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[PLX180]

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If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

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LOL