EXTEREME CAUTION - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME

misterjeza · Joined: 16 Nov 2002 Posts: 7

The message you are entering is alarmed, armed, and may self destruct at any moment

You enter the following void at your own risk.

You have been warned.

This is a restricted area.

All care and precautions have been taken to assure your safety within this paragraph but you assume full responsibility for proceeding beyond this point. Breakdancers will be exaggerated

Read on ..

PERFORMANCE ART ATTACK

These men are highly trained professionals. Famed for their skills in the ancient samurai arts of advanced origami song weaving, guitar riffing and mind blowing. These dudes don’t pussyfoot about. Combining the Fearless Allout Fallout facilities of Guatemala’s Finest Freelance Flautist Roberto Luz, the Bombastic Virginian Banjo Ballistics of Bearded Bud Bennett, The Massed Bongos of Babylon from DJ Lazer’s Global Desert Patrol, the Screeching Dirty Guitar Bombs of John Hoare of the Haunting AD from UK of GB & NI, the Military Bass, Armour Piercing Lyrics, and Post Trauma Production Team of Jeza, Jeza & Jeza. Saturation Harmonies of a thousand hairy recruits and trusted members of the KGB. Trained to seek out and destroy infidel bum notes with military precision. And take the listener OUT!!

CAN YOU TAKE THE HEAT !!

The Pheonix is rising from the ashes. The Tower which once stood in this place, and threatens to consume us again by casting its spectacular shadow of eternal darkness.

Sounds like a job for the ‘JAY’ team .. The Wild Web Warriors for Peace !!!

DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME

WARNING .. WARNING

STAGGERING YOUR SENSES .. DAMAGING YOUR LETTUCES

The song you are about to hear has been honed to precision for maximum effect on its recipients. The aural soundfield which will confront you penetrates the senses from all possible directions at once. Grown men have been known to weep at its awesome firepower. Quincey's Protective clothing is reccommended. Keep your headphones, a wet towel, a lighted candle and an empty bottle with you at all times during the attack. Seal all exits. Keep the volume set on high to detect any signs of the song ending. A siren may be sounded when it is safe to listen to other music .. may your god go with you

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

proceed with extreme caution

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Edited by: misterjeza at: 3/16/03 1:21:20 pm