Latest News from Paris, France

bbchris · Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:22 am Post subject: Latest News from Paris, France

PARIS -

In a stunning reversal of policy, French President Jacques Chirac announced today that the French government will be supporting the 'War on Terror' after all. Five hundred soldiers from the elite Battalion du Specialistes d'Abandonnement (Surrender Specialists) of France's vaunted Armees de la Terre are preparing for movement to Iraq, where they will advise the Iraqi Republican Guards on the protocol of their upcoming surrender to American Armed Forces.

"It is important to be overbearingly haughty and insufferable

when surrendering," said Colonel Philippe Marie-Jeane Yves-

Montand Gauloise du Petite Pommes, commanding officer of the elite Surrender Specialists, who has personally surrendered in countless battles dating back to Dien Bien Phu in 1954. "We French are world masters at surrendering, n'est c'est pas? Not like you arrogant Americans, who never surrender. Ha! I spit on your American victories!"

President Chirac also announced that his government will be

sending 3,000 advisors from the elite Force du Collaborateurs

Francaise to assist the Iraqis in avidly collaborating with the

Americans, while pretending to be part of a non-existent

resistance movement.

:banana

droolymutt

This part makes sense.....

"We French are world masters at surrendering, n'est c'est pas? Not like you arrogant Americans, who never surrender. Ha! I spit on your American victories!"

bbchris

yeah I liked that bit too Drooly - I almost spat my mouthful of rice out.... :bigeyes

bbchris

Well I still think this is funny......