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droolymutt
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Joined: 25 Jul 2002
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Location: Montreal, Canada
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 3:24 pm
Post subject: How to bathe the cat.......
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift the lid and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe the cat as you carry it to the bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet. Close the lid and stand on top so cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self-agitate and produce ample suds. Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this.
6. Flush toilet three or four times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.
7. Stand as far away from toilet as possible and quickly lift the lid.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where it will air dry.
Sincerely,
The Dog.......
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droolymutt
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Location: Montreal, Canada
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 3:27 pm
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huh?
the Cats...
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bbchris
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Joined: 01 Jan 2002
Posts: 11441
Location: Hong Kong
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 4:16 pm
Post subject: Re: How to bathe the cat.......
hahahaha Do you think I should try it?!?!?!
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droolymutt
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Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 5:16 pm
Post subject: Re: How to bathe the cat.......
um - MY cats aren't too impressed with the idea...
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