I am recording my Cantonese phrase tomorrow !!!

[LarreeMP3]

...and I am pulling ALL the stops. I am going to my partner Russ's studio and using every digital and analog effect known to man. I just restrung both of my teles, my sonic blue strat, my 77 Les Paul (black w/ Seymour Duncans), AND my Blues Hawk. "I kick ALL of your asses with the two midddle fingers of my left hand taped to my palm with duct tape." And that is a fact.

[bbchris]

Jane Eliz|Blah Blah|Thinking Out Loud|Today's Song|

[LarreeMP3]

Hi Chris !!!



And how is the finest, most rocking rock babe I know this fine tomorrow morning ?!?!?

[droolymutt]

lololol!!!!





WOW..!!!





Larree sure sounds in fine form....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....

[bbchris]

Intimidated by your post Larree!

Jane Eliz|Blah Blah|Thinking Out Loud|Today's Song|

[LarreeMP3]

HAHAHAHA !!! Awwww. Don't be intimidated, Chris. You have nothing to worry about !!! You are not a participant !!! The other guys are the ones who should be getting a little nervous !!! Don't forget. I live in the land where great guitarists grow on trees !!!

[PANick11]

HA HA!!



Around here, where I live, the great guitarists only seem to grow in dark, smokey bars.....Which has always made me wonder if they are a true vegetable or fruit.....or , as is more likely, a fungus of some sort...



hmmmmm..



if I should find one out in the daytime, they will always be wearing dark glasses...long sleeves...and when they talk to you it seems that they are concentrating on somthing just above your head...or on the wall behind you..

strange , shifty little creatures those guitar players....







LARREE!!! I think, after hours of experimenting, that the key to replicating a human voice is to De-Tune your g-string to where it's almost floppy..and they use a wah for the vowel sounds...and bend the string around a lot...it seems the human voice register is way below what a guitar is tuned to and it's a-tonal.....

gobs of gain....AND!! you can get these weird kind of buzzes that sound like and S or a Z with the mooger fooger...or a sililar device...

I still cant get it to sound just right....(dispite my obbsesive compulsive disorder)

BUT, I can say "hello" and "Thank You" ...and "wow"..and "MAMA"..fairly convincingly now!!!



HA HA HA HA!!!







HAVE FUN!!!



PANick

[LarreeMP3]

I can recite the Pledge of Allegiance with a wah wah. I can also say, "I didn't take your mama's wallet!"



Russ is already awake and preparing the studio. We are going to create a brand new guitar sound today !!!

[droolymutt]

I can say "wukka-chukka wak-wak" perfectly, with my wah....