THE TRUTH

bbchris · Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2003 9:37 am Post subject: THE TRUTH

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.

4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits

71077345 into a calculator. (er I don't know what this means!!!!)

6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

Your never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to

have a fire in your back garden.

10) Nobody ever dares make cup a soup in a bowl.

11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

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The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill

you at the first given opportunity.

19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. (So do you guys really do this???)

21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!

22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

24) You never ever run out of salt.

25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when

you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

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No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and

stepping on an upturned plug.

31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard

32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin

piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

34) Bricks are horrible to carry.

35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

:gl

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Phil Frazier · Joined: 04 Aug 2002 Posts: 823

Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. (So do you guys really do this???)

Yup, it's fun. :lol

AQUARIAN AGE · Austrian Peacekeeper Joined: 22 Dec 2001 Posts: 612

About 5)

I think its a hidden ad: If you enter these digits in your calculator and turn it around then it says: SHELLOIL

btw. I never did this!!!

I typed 7353 (ESEL "donkey") and 38317 (LIEBE "love")!

bbchris · Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2003 3:08 pm Post subject: Re: THE TRUTH

SHELLOIL! OH what's so great about that?!?!?!?! hahahahaha

I like the "LIEBE" one!!! :banana

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DreamTone7 · Joined: 20 Sep 2002 Posts: 2571

You forgot about 0.7734......right up there with Shelloil.

#20.....yep. The goal is to spend the least amount of time in the rest-room. If you can "start" and flush at the same time, you are close to achieveing your goal.

.....OK, it's a men thing.

bbchris · Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2003 5:22 pm Post subject: Re: RE

hahahahahahaha :banana

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debbie mannas · Joined: 30 Sep 2002 Posts: 1352

"About 5)

I think its a hidden ad: If you enter these digits in your calculator and turn it around then it says: SHELLOIL

btw. I never did this!!!

I typed 7353 (ESEL "donkey") and 38317 (LIEBE "love")!"

now you have a ton of people from the new millenium typing out that number!!! LOL!

great list!

d :ww

RonOnGuitar · Joined: 08 Jan 2003 Posts: 1916

"33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose"

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Yup, indeed - been there, done that - I'm an uncle many times over, grand uncle to a good number and great-grand unca Ron to a few.(I come from a big family,!)

Another trick that is required of any unca worth his stuff is pulling coins out of the little one's ears :bigeyes

The "pull this finger"

bit is reserved for granpas to the best of my knowledge.....