PHIL! Here's more ways to make yourself annoying!!!!

[bbchris]

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 150 %, dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.



2. In the memo field of all of your cheques, write "for sensual

massage."



3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."



4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all

weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."



5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU

think."



6. Practice making fax and modem noises.



7. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and

"cc" them to your boss.



8. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."



9. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands

over your ears.



10. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green and insist that you "like it that way."



11. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Did you

hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."



12. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.



13. Ask people what gender they are.



14. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.



15. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars

to see if they slow down.



16. Sing along at the opera.



17. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.



18. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble the answers in a notebook. Mutter something about

"psychological profiles."

Jane Eliz|Blah Blah|Thinking Out Loud|Today's Song|

[Jorn Lavoll]

12. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.



i do that all the time! dangerious when it is icey outside tho

[Phil Frazier]

Hmm....you don't feel that I am annoying enuff? You are in the minority on that.



5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU

think."



I like that one.

[droolymutt]

Always ask for the ketchup, when someone cooks you a nice meal.