Today's Bonus Joke!

[bbchris]

Two young guys were at a party in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of thunder and rain. The two ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let up. They jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road, laughing and, of course, still drinking one beer after the other.



All of a sudden an old Indian man's face appeared in the

passenger window and tapped lightly on the window! The passenger screamed out, Eeeeekkk! Look at my window!!! There's an old Indian guy's face there!" (Was this a ghost?!?!?!?)



The old Indian man kept knocking, so the driver said, "Well open the window a little and ask him what he wants!" So the passenger rolled his window down part way and said, scared out of his wits, "What do you want???"



The old Indian softly replied, "You have any tobacco?"



The passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said, "He

wants tobacco!" "Well offer him a cigarette! HURRY!!" the driver replies.



So the passenger fumbles around with the pack and hands the old man a cigarette, rolling up the window in terror and yells, "Step on it!!!"



Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down and they start laughing again. The passenger says, "What did you think of that?"



The driver says, "I don't know. How could that be? I'm going

pretty fast?"



All of a sudden AGAIN there is a knock on the window and the old Indian man is looking in the window.



"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! There he is again!", the passenger yells. "Well see what he wants now! " yells back the driver. The passenger

rolls down the window a little ways and shakily says "Yes?"



"Do you have a light?" the old Indian quietly asks.



The passenger throws a lighter out the window at him, rolls up

the window and again yells, "STEP ON IT!"



They are now going about 100 miles an hour and still guzzling

beer, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard.



Suddenly, again there is more knocking! "Oh my God! HE'S BACK!"

He rolls down the window and screams out, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" in stark fear.



The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting out of

the mud?"

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Ha ha ha..

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