OXYMORONIC ONE-LINERS

bbchris · Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 4:38 pm Post subject: OXYMORONIC ONE-LINERS

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

Death to all fanatics!

An oral contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.

Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things

ever?

I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough

anxiety in my life.

I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me

paranoid.

Life is full of uncertainties...or I could be wrong about that?

Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.

Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else! :wgrin

droolymutt · Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:10 pm Post subject: Re: OXYMORONIC ONE-LINERS

hahaha....

Those were all pretty OxyMoronic.....

Made me chuckle.....

droolymutt · Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:13 pm Post subject: Re: OXYMORONIC ONE-LINERS

Besides....

Isn't this a "fine mess".....???

hahaha - oh golly gosh... - I love them oxymaroons......

droolymutt · Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:28 pm Post subject: Re: OXYMORONIC ONE-LINERS

Did you write those yourself, Chris?

Hilarious..

One of my favourite oxymorons is "casual sex".....

Chaz Spaz · Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Posts: 67

Someone has a lot of time on their hands....

www.oxymoronlist.com/

RonOnGuitar · Joined: 08 Jan 2003 Posts: 1916

The question, "Are you asleep?", has always seemed to me to have a certain aura of oxymoron-ness.