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Cybernetic Organism68



Joined: 17 Dec 2004
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:04 pm    Post subject: Courtroom dialogue... Reply with quote

These things were actually stated and recorded by court reporters.



Q: Are you sexually active?

A: No, I just lie there.



Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July 15th.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.



Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.



Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes.

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.

Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?



Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you?

A: Forty-five years.



Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?

A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy."

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan.



Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?

A: We both do.

Q: Voodoo?

A: We do.

Q: You do?

A: Yes, voodoo.



Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?



Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?



Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?



Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at the time?



Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Q: How many were boys?

Q: None.

A: Were there any girls?



Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?



Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male or a female?



Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.



Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.



Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

A: Oral.



Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.



Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?



Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.



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Seismic Anamoly



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Courtroom dialogue... Reply with quote

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Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.




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