Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the rear and a
"Nice going, you'll get it next time" would pretty much be it.
Birth control would come in ale or lager
Instead of a "beer belly" you'd get "beer biceps"
Tanks would be far easier to rent
It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car as long as
you returned it the next day with a full tank of gas.
Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you could
present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said "You're #1!"
The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and
eat the losers
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