If men TRULY ran the world....

bbchris · Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 8:10 am Post subject: If men TRULY ran the world....

Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the rear and a

"Nice going, you'll get it next time" would pretty much be it.

Birth control would come in ale or lager

Instead of a "beer belly" you'd get "beer biceps"

Tanks would be far easier to rent

It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car as long as

you returned it the next day with a full tank of gas.

Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you could

present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said "You're #1!"

The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and

eat the losers

:wgrin

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DreamTone7 · Joined: 20 Sep 2002 Posts: 2571

chris - "The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers"

Actually, this is not far from what used to happen in some countries many years ago. But it was the coach who was be-headed...though I don't think he was eaten.

bbchris · Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 3:21 pm Post subject: Re: re

Oh