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On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere....

 
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bbchris
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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2004 6:24 am    Post subject: On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere.... Reply with quote

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the

following people are stranded:



2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

2 French men and 1 French woman

2 German men and 1 German woman

2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

2 English men and 1 English woman

2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman

2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman

2 American men and 1 American woman

2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman

2 Welsh men and 1 Welsh woman



One month later, the following things have occurred:



One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian

woman.



The two French men and the French woman are living happily

together as a threesome and having loads of sex.



The two German men have a strict weekly schedule when they

alternate with the German woman who has twisted some palm fronds into strands for making ropes and whips.



The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning, cooking and ironing for them.



The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.



The Polish men took a long look at the endless shark infested

ocean and then a look at the Polish woman...and started swimming.



The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving.



The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for

instructions.



The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and

have each set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is an alternative because it gets sort of foggy after the first few

litres of coconut whiskey.



The two Australian men got drunk and beat each other senseless fighting over the Australian woman, who in turn, is checking out all the other men, sure that she can do better than 'Bloody Australian W**kers!'



Both Welsh men have disregarded the Welsh woman and are searching the island for sheep.





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lolson



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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2004 9:35 am    Post subject: Re: On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere. Reply with quote

:D




Let there be ®ock

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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2004 9:40 am    Post subject: Re: On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere. Reply with quote

:rollin



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droolymutt
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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2004 11:52 am    Post subject: Re: On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere. Reply with quote

*SMARF*





You find some hilarious ones, girl....





*SMARF* again....!







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DreamTone7



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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2004 2:09 pm    Post subject: re Reply with quote

What I find interesting is that I didn't know the reputation of American women had extended beyond our borders...then again, it might be an American who wrote this. :wgrin :eek :wgrin



So where's the bit about Hong Kong and Canada? C'mon folks, it can be done! :D

Edited by: DreamTone7  at: 5/31/04 15:12
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droolymutt
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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2004 2:46 pm    Post subject: Re: re Reply with quote

The two Canadian men just played guitar, sang, drank beer and totally ignored the Hong Kong woman.





The Hong Kong woman just smiled sweetly at all the other men gathered around Her......





:)





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Our Religion



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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2004 5:08 pm    Post subject: Re: re Reply with quote

HAHAHAHA!



Priceless!! :colorf

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Seismic Anamoly



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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2004 7:42 pm    Post subject: Re: re Reply with quote

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The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving.






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The Polish men took a long look at the endless shark infested

ocean and then a look at the Polish woman...and started swimming.






:bigeyes OUCH!!













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Treacle Lilly



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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2004 9:51 pm    Post subject: Re: re Reply with quote

Where's BardofEly when you need him? :bmutant

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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2004 11:08 pm    Post subject: Re: On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere. Reply with quote

The difference between Heaven and Hell



In Heaven...



The English run the government,

all of the workers are German,

the police are all Swiss,

all of the chefs are French,

and all of the lovers are Italian.



In Hell...



The Italians run the government,

all of the workers are French,

the police are all Germans,

all of the chefs are English,

and all of the lovers are Swiss. ;)

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Seismic Anamoly



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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2004 11:26 pm    Post subject: Re: On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere. Reply with quote

:aua













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bbchris
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 8:47 am    Post subject: Re: On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere. Reply with quote

:rollin





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lolson



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 9:00 am    Post subject: Re: On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere. Reply with quote

:aua




Let there be ®ock

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 7:03 pm    Post subject: Re: On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere. Reply with quote

:wgrin



But where did the Swedes go?



:boink



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 7:50 pm    Post subject: Re: On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere. Reply with quote

The Swedes are busy making love with Canadians...







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