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Joke - may offend married people.....

 
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bbchris
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 3:19 am    Post subject: Joke - may offend married people..... Reply with quote

A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.



His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!"



"Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress."



The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce."



"I understand," replies her husband, "but remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no

wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But... the decision is yours."



Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the

restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm.



"Who's that woman with Jim?" she asks.



"That's his mistress," replies her husband.



"Oh," says the wife, "... Ours is prettier."





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Seismic Anamoly



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 5:53 am    Post subject: Re: Joke - may offend married people..... Reply with quote

:aua :aua :aua



LOVE IT!! :thumb







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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:57 am    Post subject: Re: Joke - may offend married people..... Reply with quote

:aua :aua

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 5:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Joke - may offend married people..... Reply with quote

HAHAHAHA! Brilliant! :D

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ED1G
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Joke - may offend married people..... Reply with quote

Happens to me all the time!! :lol



Nahhhhh..... great Joke Chris!! :)



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droolymutt
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 9:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Joke - may offend married people..... Reply with quote

Hey.





You edited the title.....!







You want offensive? You should see MY mistress, in her Leathers....!





hahaha...........:alarm :alarm :alarm .......:bcool







or maybe not.





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VoGE



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 3:43 pm    Post subject: Great Joke! Reply with quote

The only one truly offended by this would be the mistress, once she figures out she's not getting the full benefits package! :rollin



Great joke, thanks! I will be re-telling it to a few friends, no doubt.

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bbchris
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 3:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Great Joke! Reply with quote

hahahahahaa Still makes me laugh now - :blah



Hey Drooly - I didn't edit anything?!?! You eaten vegetarian crabs again?





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