An Attorneys take on Xmas

[JPzBeenjamin]

"The Night Before Christmas"



Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a

certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") a

general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not

limited to a mouse.



A variety of foot apparel, e.g., stocking, socks, etc., had been affixed

by and around the chimney in said House in the hope and/or belief that

St. Nick a/k/a/ St. Nicholas a/k/a/ Santa Claus (hereinafter "Claus")

would arrive at sometime thereafter. The minor residents, i.e. the

children, of the aforementioned House were located in their individual

beds and were engaged in nocturnal hallucinations, i.e. dreams, wherein

vision of confectionery treats, including, but not limited to, candies,

nuts and/or sugar plums, did dance, cavort and otherwise appear in said

dreams.



Whereupon the party of the first part (sometimes hereinafter referred to

as ("I"), being the joint-owner in fee simple of the House with the

party of the second part (hereinafter "Mamma"), and said Mamma had

retired for a sustained period of sleep. (At such time, the parties were

clad in various forms of headgear, e.g., kerchief and cap.



Suddenly, and without prior notice or warning, there did occur upon the

unimproved real property adjacent and appurtenant to said House, i.e.,

the lawn, a certain disruption of unknown nature, cause and/or

circumstance. The party of the first part did immediately rush to a

window in the House to investigate the cause of such disturbance.



At that time, the party of the first part did observe, with some degree

of wonder and/or disbelief, a miniature sleigh (hereinafter "the

Vehicle") being pulled and/or drawn very rapidly through the air by

approximately eight ( reindeer. The driver of the Vehicle appeared to

be and in fact was, the previously referenced Claus.



Said Claus was providing specific direction, instruction and guidance to

the approximately eight ( reindeer and specifically identified the

said creatures by name: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid,

Donner and Blitzen (hereinafter "the Deer").



The party of the first part witnessed Claus, the Vehicle and the Deer

intentionally and willfully trespass upon the roofs of several

residences located adjacent to and in the vicinity of the House, and

noted that the Vehicle was heavily laden with packages, toys and other

items of unknown origin or nature. Suddenly, without prior invitation or

permission, either express or implied, the Vehicle arrived at the House,

and Claus entered said House via the chimney.



Said Claus was clad in a red fur suit, which was partially covered with

residue from the chimney, and he carried a large sack containing a

portion of the aforementioned packages, toys, and other unknown items.

He was smoking what appeared to be tobacco in a small pipe in violation

of local ordinances and health regulations.



Claus did not speak, but immediately began to fill the stocking of the

children with toys and small gifts. (Said items did not, however,

constitute "gifts" pursuant to the Internal Revenue Code.)



Upon completion of the said task, Claus touched the side of his nose and

flew, rose and/or ascended up the chimney of the House to the roof where

the Vehicle and Deer waited. Claus immediately departed for an unknown

destination.



However, prior to departing the scene, I did hear Claus state and/or

exclaim:

"Merry Christmas!" or words to that effect.





Happy New Year All

[bbchris]

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[JPzBeenjamin]

We love you too, Chris

There's me and my 2 buddies...I think you've met them...Myself and I?

[bbchris]

hahahahaha Yes I know you all!



Did you have a great start to the New Year?

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[JPzBeenjamin]

Great Xmas and New Year....How about you Chris? Did you get everything you hoped for? I got a VR-1 Wireless for my axe...another MB for my PC...A nice Chocolate Suede jacket and all the usual sweet stuff.

And of course

[bbchris]

Wow! Sounds like you are much loved!! I got all I wanted cause I don't want for much at the moment. Just free time.

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