NO SPEEKA DA INGLES.....

[Seismic Anamoly]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an

animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at

first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the

following:



"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come

once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee

twice. Then I come one lasta time."



"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.



"Around here, we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives.........



"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa

tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

[bbchris]

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