TRANSLATION OF ENGLISH!

LarreeMP3 · Joined: 12 Apr 2002 Posts: 1935

"I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is TOO funny!

bbchris · Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2003 3:57 am Post subject: TRANSLATION OF ENGLISH!

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1.. Yes = No

2.. No = Yes

3.. Maybe = No

4.. We need = I want

5.. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6.. We need to talk = I need to complain

7.. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to

8.. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

9.. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10.. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead

11.. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

12.. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

13.. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

14.. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive

15.. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

16.. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

17.. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

18.. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like...

MEN'S ENGLISH

1.. I am hungry = I am hungry

2.. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3.. I am tired = I am tired

4.. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5.. I love you = Let's have sex now

6.. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7.. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question

8.. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

9.. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

10.. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

11.. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

12.. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you

13.. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins

14.. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you

15.. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Phil Frazier · Joined: 04 Aug 2002 Posts: 823

You do come up with some funny stuff, Chris.

Most of the men stuff is true.

:laugh

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Seismic Anamoly · Joined: 22 Aug 2002 Posts: 3039

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5.. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6.. We need to talk = I need to complain

7.. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to

8.. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

9.. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10.. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead

11.. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

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Been There, Done That....ad nauseum!!

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ED1G · PIGGY MOONRUST Joined: 31 Oct 2002 Posts: 2644

Translation of GEORDIE........

Men.

1. Wud yee like a dance like........ A wanna knock ya hip oot (have sex with you! :lol

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2. Wud yee like t share me Kebab..... A wanna knock ya hip oot

3. Ya hair's nice hinney...... A wanna knock ya hip oot

Women.

1. Nah thanx...... ya NOT knocking me hip oot!!

2. Eee ya dead canny yee........ Ya still not knockin' me hip oot!!

3. Yee can get lost ya arse hole..... Yeah ya can knock me hip oot!!

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