HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS!!!!!!!!

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Duct tape a small child or midget to your back and go as a hunch-backed-two-headed guy. (If you can't locate a child or midget, decapitate a department store mannequin, duct tape its head to your shoulder, and go as 'The Thing with Two Heads')



Modern Metallic Mummy: cover yourself head to toe in duct tape and speak in inaudible groans. Feeling old fashioned? Go with white duct tape.



Wizard of Oz Tin Man: Simply follow the instructions for the

mummy costume but don't duct tape over your face. Instead, put a funnel on top of your head and carry around a duct tape covered oil can and axe.



Duct Tape Man: Use duct tape to fashion a mask and cape, cover an old pair of tights (or long johns) with duct tape for the pants, make a big duct tape D on the front of your shirt, and break the ice with other party goers by sticking a swatch of duct tape on everyone you meet!



The Human Shower: Don a raincoat, then use an old broomstick to help duct tape a Hula-Hoop over your head. Add shower head and shower curtain to the Hula-Hoop.



Wear something pink or minty green, duct tape a shoe to your

head, and go as Used Bubble Gum.



Duct tape yourself sticky-side-out and stick popcorn and candy wrappers all over your body - you can go trick or treating as the floor of a movie theatre!



Duct tape over your puffy down ski jacket and go as a baked

potato! (Don't forget the dollop of sour cream on your head -

created, of course, with white duct tape.)



Duct Tape yourself to your best friend (or spouse - or both as

the case may be) and go to the Halloween Party as Siamese twins.



Black pants and a black turtle neck with white duct tape bones makes a quick and easy skeleton costume. Or, use silver duct tape to make a Terminator skeleton.



Duct tape your head sticky-side-out and roll in freshly mowed

grass: Presto! You're a Chia Pet!



Duct tape mirrors all over yourself. You will either look like

The Invisible Man or like everyone else at the party.



Duct tape two boxes to your shoulders tall enough to match the top of your head. Pull a turtle neck over them, and put on a sport coat. You are now Headless Guy.

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